Title: Photophobia (Part 2)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,112
Warnings: language, references to sexytimes, angstpocalypse, AU
Summary: Delivering Maion's belongings does not go according to plan.
Author's Note: Took me long enough after Part 1! Fear not, Duvaltees and Maioneers! (I made those up in the shower. Pretty good, right?) I've finished ( Read more... )

Title: The Bridegroom: Episode 4.5
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,519
Warnings: language, sexual situations, blasphemy, inappropriateness… oh, and CRACK
Prompt: catastrophic at pulped_fictions
Summary: In Yucca, the fake mining town Belial has populated with Bridegroom candidates, the game is thoroughly afoot. Unfortunately, Maion is in a little-no, a lot-too deep ( Read more... )

Title: The Bridegroom: Episode 4
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 10,503
Warnings: language, sexual situations, blasphemy, inappropriateness
Prompt: Western, offensive and prim and proper, and 'The Smell of Trouble' at pulped_fictions
Summary: Belial drags the Bridegroom cast out to a fake mining town and coerces all of the candidates into filming an improvised Western ( Read more... )

Title: Salvation
Rating: PG
Word Count: 426
Warnings: tone, Apocalyptic predictions, etc.
Prompt: End of the World at pulped_fictions
Summary: Maion provides an instructive vision of the Apocalypse. Vincent is not impressed.
Author's Note: CHEERFUL, RIGHT? It's okay; the shippiness has clearly won out, and that's much more important than the prospect of the ( Read more... )

Title: Photophobia (Part 1)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,985
Warnings: some language, angstpocalypse, AU
Prompt: weave at pulped_fictions
Summary: Celebrating Vincent's graduation does not quite go according to plan.
Author's Note: SOOOO… the moral of the story is that listening to the Cars is a dangerous thing to do, because the next thing you know, you're ( Read more... )

Title: Negativity
Rating: G
Word Count: 535
Warnings: crap writing, schmaltz
Prompt: "Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want" by the Smiths at pulped_fictions
Summary: Maion refuses to let everyone else's negativity get him down.
Author's Note: If this reads like crap, it's because everything I do is crap right now. :D

( It is a distressingly downbeat day at Vincent’s, and the mass of negativity is starting to make Maion’s skin crawl now that his heart has finished sinking like a lead-coated stone in a pool with a magnet at the bottom. )

Title: The One Where Vincent Works Too Hard
Rating: G
Word Count: 699
Warnings: …caffeine abuse?
Prompt: Messy Room (the Shel Silverstein poem) at pulped_fictions
Summary: Every CEO needs a guardian angel who works overtime.
Author's Note: My life is too much of a shambles to be fixed even by über-fluffy slash. There is no hope for me. Please pardon any errors ( Read more... )

Title: The Burning Ones
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,819
Warnings: language, relatively mild violence with flaming swords
Prompt: The Pretender at pulped_fictions
Summary: The Archangel Michael catches up.
Author's Note: Since finishing FMA, every time I sit down to write, it's like, "This needs more swords! And more guns! And more magic!", which is sabotaging ( Read more... )

Title: The Bridegroom: Episode 3.5
Rating: a mostly mild PG-13
Word Count: 1,475
Warnings: all of y'all know the drill - language, crack, gender-switching, crack…
Prompt: catastrophic at pulped_fictions
Summary: In which a few loose ends are tied up after the recent Bridegroom trauma, and other things come undone.
Author's Note: Episode 1! Episode 2! Episode 3! ( Read more... )

Title: The Bridegroom: Episode 3 - 'Til Re-Death Do Us Part
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3,000
Warnings: reasonably foul language; mild ick/violence; crackstorms with occasional crackshowers
Prompts: Eyes which are an unusual colour, and have some sort of power or offer insight into their character and Getting snowed-in with the object of your ( Read more... )